Ten Commandments for Fishing

1. Thou shalt have no other sports before fishing.

2. Thou shalt proudly boast of thy catch.

3. Thou shalt exaggerate wildly about the one that got away.

4. Thou shalt not sleep past dawn.

5. Thou shalt clean thy own catch.

6. Thou shalt not give away the secret of success.

7. Thou shalt honor the ones too smart to be caught.

8. Thou shalt practice the sport as often as possible.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s net.

10. Thou shalt give thanks to God, creator of all nature,
for the catch of the day.

- Author Unknown.